Modern Mom Proverb #2
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I have lots of divorced socks at my house. It is very sad.
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I am going to have to tell myself this while doing laundry this weekend. Maybe if I offer counselling they’ll get over their issues and get back together?
Good luck with that. I’m going to have figure out a craft to do with all these lonely, single socks. Maybe host a single sock convention :)!
It is possible. Colors and patterens shouldn’t matter. It’s what the sock is made of that it’s mate should look for. Cotton, polyester, blends…all great socks! Socks don’t have to match, just compliment each other :).
I believe that most of the single socks in our laundry have been widowed. Most were mortally wounded during the course of normal duty and sacrificed. Our singles hang out together in a big basket and every few weeks, I go through them and find them new mates. The singles are truly survivors!
I love it. Sock Survivor: last one left in the basket wins!