Sweet talk me with your berber and frieze.
Let the purging begin.
Everyone has a procrastronaut hiding in them.
Yes!!!! I totally agree!!!! Drugs are bad!!!! Exclamation marks are cool!!!
Always when you lest expect it.
After the two 5ks, your neighbor will be fair game.
Neightbor: “Do you have a crackle finish on your windows?”
Me: “Umm, yeah, yeah…It’s a crackle finish.”
I have the cheapest therapist in town.
I am very human.