Modern Mom Proverb #37
And on and on and on…until your fingers have permanent scotch tape damage and you get so sick of wrapping that you just start slapping gifts together without ribbon and bows just so you can be finished with the Mount Everest of gifts that you have no recollection of purchasing because it was so long ago, but you got such a great deal on it, you think, as you start pealing back the layers of your life while you fold another imperfect corner and wonder if you are on the right life path and whether or not you have something to make for dinner tonight. Done.
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